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Kevin is a former friend of Tyler and John. He disappeared without a trace, just like Jacob. Kevin is actually a member of the Lunar Children and his holy title within the group is Regiminis. He also infiltrated the Moon Children as a spy named Insidiae. He is experienced in the 'Path of Parallelos', having the ability to travel between parallelos.

Biography

Kevin was a longtime friend of Tyler's. Kevin, Tyler, and John often hung out together as seen in Fun night with john and kevin and Fun night with john and kevin 2. However, it would seem that even as early as this Kevin was a member of the Lunar Children. His 'obscure religion' is brought up once or twice in these videos and conversations with Tyler on Skype also mention a 'secret religion' he never really liked talking about.

11/11/11 was the date of Kevin's ascension. This was when he obtained the title of 'Regiminis'. He is also often referred to as the 'Grand One', 'The Neophyte', or the 'Red Man'. Regiminis was first mentioned in Patrem's 'Bedtime Story', in which he was referred to by the 'Grand Child'. This bedtime story recounted the day of Kevin's ascension, 11/11/11.

He was next mentioned near the beginning of the Dead Arc in a warning from John relayed by Patrem - "Be aware. The grand one is coming. Regiminis.", indicating that Regiminis was now active and out for blood. SKM claims that Regiminis 'hijacked' the 'portal' - the 'portal' being another name for Johnisdead.com. Patrem also states that Regiminis 'governs' the portal, a fact that is backed up on the 'Devium' page of the Lunar Children site.

Regi

Regiminis's face faintly visible over a video of Tyler.

We can see this by how the Deviums on the /tyler page of Johnisdead.com are all in fear of Regiminis's arrival. Despite this, SKM still managed to set up a safe place to chat with players on Johnisdead, though he still required Drowned to distract Regiminis during the chats. Regiminis eventually tracked down where the chatroom was hidden causing SKM and Drowned to flee.

Patrem claims that Regiminis's 'true awakening' will occur once he has separated John and Tenebris. Regiminis makes his first physical appearance in 'alwayswatchingyou.wmv', as he keeps a close eye on Tyler. Users catch a glimpse of his iconic 'red man' form at the very end of this video.

Conversations

5/19/15 - Johnisdead Chat 1

A conversation that took place on a chat client found on Johnisdead.com. While SKM speaks to the players, Kevin is attempting to break his way into the chat. He eventually manages to near the end of the chat, only for SKM and Drowned to narrowly escape.

+++ Wolf set to mode +iwxz
<NickServ>: This nickname is registered and protected.  If it is your
<NickServ>: nick, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password.  Otherwise,
<NickServ>: please choose a different nick.
<NickServ>: If you do not change within 1 minute, I will change your nick.
<ADULT_LINK>: hello?
<SKM>: About bloody time
<ADULT_LINK>: sorry ._.
<SKM>: Hello there ^^
<Wolf>: Heyy
<SKM>: Glad you could make it
<ADULT_LINK>: hai
<GreyouTT>: Ey yo what up
<SKM>: Hello hello hello to all XD
<NickServ>: Your nickname is now being changed to Guest14459
*** Wolf is now known as Guest14459
<MugenKagemaru>: Ah, so YOU'RE SKM
<SKM>: That would be me captain edge
<ADULT_LINK>: lel
<MugenKagemaru>: ...
<MugenKagemaru>: I apologize for not being on hand during your last appearance.
<SKM>: Its fine its fine worry not
<ADULT_LINK>: So uh, whats goin on?
<SKM>: I run on a rather queer schedual
<ADULT_LINK>: Meh, thats fine
<SKM>: Well, a hell of a lot is going on to say the least.
<MugenKagemaru>: Eh, them's the breaks in this line of work
<MugenKagemaru>: Care to share?
<ADULT_LINK>: Ooh i can be green. sweet.
<GreyouTT>: Never heard the term queer used that way before, but whatevs
<SKM>: I have made a bit of progress on getting our old pal Tyler back in action.
<ADULT_LINK>: Oh yay
<MugenKagemaru>: Awright
<MugenKagemaru>: Care to elaborate?
<SKM>: I broke his computer XD
<ADULT_LINK>: :L how and why
<GreyouTT>: That seems...counterproductive
<MugenKagemaru>: And that was necessary because...?
<GreyouTT>: How's he gonna talk to us now?
<SKM>: Domino effect my friends
<ADULT_LINK>: Mugen, i doubt he meant to :L
<SKM>: I have been keeping a very close eye on the ol shazbot, and he has a lot of important drok he doesn't want to lose.
<ADULT_LINK>: drok?
<MugenKagemaru>: Dude, brah, too vague. What happened that made destroying his comp necessary?
<SKM>: drok=things
<ADULT_LINK>: ah, allright
<SKM>: sorry I usually talk with some friends who have a off colour dialect.
<ADULT_LINK>: That's fine. i like it
<MugenKagemaru>: It's cool
<ADULT_LINK>: sounds fun 
<SKM>: He holds no memory of any of you
<SKM>: This is all thanks to the purple bastard
<MugenKagemaru>: Called it
<ADULT_LINK>: Hmm. so we should ease into talking to him again
<MugenKagemaru>: Albeit seconds in advance
<ADULT_LINK>: Don't want to scare the shit out of him
<GreyouTT>: Fuck that, BALLS TO THE WALL
<MugenKagemaru>: No Grey
<ADULT_LINK>: lol pls no
<MugenKagemaru>: We don't want a repeat of Doug
<MugenKagemaru>: Or Vincent
<ADULT_LINK>: doug was a dick tho
<SKM>: Purple bastard knew he would be of an importance
<SKM>: And wanted to keep him docile till he gets drezzed
<GreyouTT>: Doug? Doug went apeshit on his own
<MugenKagemaru>: Of course he did. Clever fuck
<ADULT_LINK>: anyways, i dont want tyler to flip his shit when we all start spamming him with questions
<MugenKagemaru>: Define Drezz plz?
<ADULT_LINK>: if we do that is
<GreyouTT>: Derezzed
<SKM>: killed
<MugenKagemaru>: Heh
<ADULT_LINK>: I like the way you talk
<MugenKagemaru>: BTW we saw your handiwork
<MugenKagemaru>: Nice one
<ADULT_LINK>: what?
<SKM>: Handi work?
<wolfcat22>: Nice hacker skillzzzzz
<MugenKagemaru>: The site
<SKM>: What are you refering to?
<MugenKagemaru>: Lunar Children?
<ADULT_LINK>: moogs yer gonna confuse him jeesus
<SKM>: Oh bloody hell XD
<SKM>: That
<MugenKagemaru>: Yeah
<MugenKagemaru>: We saw that.
<MugenKagemaru>: We approve
<ADULT_LINK>: uhg
<SKM>: I was gonna show you that first
<SKM>: I guess one of those damn moving balls of code got antsy
<MugenKagemaru>: Saves the trouble XD
<ADULT_LINK>: Interesting chat site too
<ADULT_LINK>: i like it
<MugenKagemaru>: It's just Mibbit, Thorin
<ADULT_LINK>: yeah ik
<wolfcat22>: So this regipiss guy
<GreyouTT>: I take it tall dark and purple can't see this?
<SKM>: Ahhh yes the purple bastard XD
<MugenKagemaru>: He'll know soon sadly. Can't trust all of us, I'm sorry to say
<SKM>: Nope he doesn't know about this just yet
<SKM>: And even if he does
<ADULT_LINK>: if he does, fuk'im
<ADULT_LINK>: the sp00k lord aint fucking with me any more
<SKM>: He shant get through my encryption without giving setting off an alarm that will warn me to pack my bloody shit
<ADULT_LINK>: or us rather
<ADULT_LINK>: lol
<GreyouTT>: Noice
<MugenKagemaru>: ANyway
<MugenKagemaru>: About Regiminis
<SKM>: Right
<SKM>: Him
<SKM>: He is asstrums right hand man atm
<MugenKagemaru>: We figured
<ADULT_LINK>: lol asstrums
<MugenKagemaru>: Later, Thorin
<ADULT_LINK>: what
<MugenKagemaru>: Business before pleasure
<SKM>: any time is good for lels XD
<ADULT_LINK>: ... 
<ADULT_LINK>: whaa?
<wolfcat22>: Hey, what happened on 11/11/11?
<SKM>: Ooooh pleasure
<SKM>: my my my
<ADULT_LINK>: XD
<MugenKagemaru>: Guys please
<SKM>: >11/11/11
<SKM>: >.>;
<MugenKagemaru>: We can fuck around after the mission
<MugenKagemaru>: But yes please tells us about Nov 11
<GreyouTT>: ( ?o ?? ?o)
<SKM>: Some bloody shit
<SKM>: thats what
<ADULT_LINK>: oh
<SKM>: To elaborate the best I can
<ADULT_LINK>: bad things?
<MugenKagemaru>: In entirety
<MugenKagemaru>: Hold nothing back
<ADULT_LINK>: oi
<ADULT_LINK>: dont boss him around
<GreyouTT>: I think they have a cream for that
<MugenKagemaru>: Our efficiency IS determined by how much we know
<ADULT_LINK>: Moogs
<SKM>: A ritual was to be performed that day.
<ADULT_LINK>: let the guy type
<ADULT_LINK>: jeesus
<wolfcat22>: Was this big Purple's ticket into Vincent?
<MugenKagemaru>: What ritual, exactly?
<totesnotagamejacker>: lel
<ADULT_LINK>: uh
<ADULT_LINK>: wat
<SKM>: Ascension, but not just of anyone. A few years prior to this they had one rather successful go at it.
<totesnotagamejacker>: ur all cacs
<MugenKagemaru>: Chris, AKA Nekko
<totesnotagamejacker>: I am a being
<totesnotagamejacker>: of great pinkness
<MugenKagemaru>: Ignore that one, SKM. You were saying?
<SKM>: I am a being
<SKM>: of great this
--- SKM has banned *!*@mib-CBA078E0.hsd1.wa.comcast.net
*** totesnotagamejacker was kicked by SKM (SKM)
<SKM>: My appologies
<MugenKagemaru>: ... OK, further than necessary but whatever
<MugenKagemaru>: Please do go on
<wolfcat22>: gamejacker got rekt
<SKM>: lels are good but I have little time to piss about now actually ^^;
<MugenKagemaru>: (facepalm) Dammit Thorin don't mess around like that
<SKM>: Appologies friend ^^;
<MugenKagemaru>: It's cool.
<SKM>: bu i am actually now pressed for time
<MugenKagemaru>: Purple bastard knocking?
<SKM>: Potentially 
<MugenKagemaru>: Understood
<MugenKagemaru>: What do you know of a person called "Drown"?
<SKM>: Right
<SKM>: He is a legend that one
<SKM>: I have a bit of a contract with him so to speak
<GreyouTT>: Is his name Ben by chance
<MugenKagemaru>: Even if it was, he no longer recalls, Grey.
<SKM>: Not entirely sure what his name is to be fair.
<SKM>: Aside from some code (oct I think at the moment) that seems to say "Drowned"
<MugenKagemaru>: Is he at least safe? Last we heard, the purple bastard went after him.
SKM>: Me and this boy/creature/ai go way back
<GreyouTT>: AI? 
<MugenKagemaru>: Possibly
<GreyouTT>: It's gotta be Ben then
<wickedlady4180>: 31071157 35667145 310
<SKM>: In my line of work, sentient entity that communicates only through electro drek = ai
<MugenKagemaru>: Don't leap to conclusions Grey
<wolfcat22>: Almost sounds like Mason
<GreyouTT>: Electro Drek?
<wolfcat22>: But we could be guessing all day
<SKM>: Electro drek = electronic shit
<SKM>: Sorry ^^;
<MugenKagemaru>: BTW the Nov 11 Ascension. Whose was it? Chris/Nekko?
<wolfcat22>: Was it not Vincent's?
<MugenKagemaru>: Hang on Wolf let him answer
<GreyouTT>: Nekko? From the original yshdt?
<SKM>: Ah I think he had something to do with the lunar childrens rival group didn't he?
<MugenKagemaru>: Guys
<SKM>: This chris/Nekko man?
<MugenKagemaru>: Nnnnnnooooooo... He was with the purple bastard.
<MugenKagemaru>: The one we weren't able to save
<wolfcat22>: The Moon Children vs The Lunar Children?
<GreyouTT>: Well that blows my mind
<MugenKagemaru>: Anyway
<MugenKagemaru>: If it wasn't Chris, then who was it that was to Ascend on Nov 11?
<SKM>: This grand one purple bastard has been hyping up most recently.
<MugenKagemaru>: Regiminis?
<SKM>: I don't know what he was called before
<SKM>: but yes that is his new name
<MugenKagemaru>: I see
<SKM>: part of some mystical bullshit
<SKM>: they are all buggered honestly
<MugenKagemaru>: Yeah we're familiar. Mostly
<GreyouTT>: So how'd shit get bloody?
<GreyouTT>: Was Regi's body not ready?
<MugenKagemaru>: Probably the decided method of Ascension
<SKM>: >Regi's body not ready
<SKM>: Im fucking screaming man
<SKM>: Good show really
<SKM>: your all legends honestly XD
<wickedlady4180>: SKM, are you a Neophyte?
<MugenKagemaru>: Think that line was referring to Regi
<wolfcat22>: There is always time for memes
<GreyouTT>: Why thank ya
<MugenKagemaru>: Guys stay on task
<MugenKagemaru>: Cripes
<MugenKagemaru>: Also while we have time
<SKM>: >cripes
<GreyouTT>: Link says he's sorry
<MugenKagemaru>: Do you mind elaborating further on what led up to you needing to destroy Tyler's comp
<MugenKagemaru>: And fine
<MugenKagemaru>: I was gonna save it for when we were done with questions
<MugenKagemaru>: But the idiot from earlier was "ADULT_LINK" messing around
<MugenKagemaru>: Wanna unban him?
<SKM>: Ooops
<MugenKagemaru>: It's fine
<MugenKagemaru>: He deserved it TVH
<MugenKagemaru>: TBH*
<MugenKagemaru>: Ohai Ocean
<Oceanstuck>: im here
<Oceanstuck>: hi
<MugenKagemaru>: >Tyler's comp
<Oceanstuck>: thorin wants to be unbanned could you do that mod
<wolfcat22>: did patrem eat him
<SKM>: something has gone a bit fucky atm and I have no time to guess if it is patrem or just my own fault
<MugenKagemaru>: One at a time folks
<SKM>: just send him the logs later
<MugenKagemaru>: We will
<MugenKagemaru>: You can unban him on your way out
<SKM>: >patrem
<SKM>: I mean dicktrum
<Oceanstuck>: ok so we apparently have a log of this chat
<Oceanstuck>: good
<GreyouTT>: Mugen just an fyi when someone's name is red in the user list it means they're typing
<MugenKagemaru>: We know
<GreyouTT>: It seemed like you were getting a bit impatient
<SKM>: What other questions did we have?
<MugenKagemaru>: Tyler's comp
<MugenKagemaru>: What led up to you needing to destroy it?
<SKM>: I only drezzed his hard drives
<SKM>: So that he would not have anywhere to put these videos I saw him talking about
<SKM>: Aside from online
<Oceanstuck>: the satan ones?
<GreyouTT>: videos?
<MugenKagemaru>: Ocean
<MugenKagemaru>: No
<MugenKagemaru>: Bad Ocean
<MugenKagemaru>: SKM: Care to elaborate on the videos?
<SKM>: Oh yes I saw he had some hilarious satan related stuff on his computer
<SKM>: As well as MAX HEADROOM
<Oceanstuck>: called it
<MugenKagemaru>: Someone write that down
<wolfcat22>: I've got it all written down
<MugenKagemaru>: OK so what was so bad about the videos?
<GreyouTT>: no don't write that down
<GreyouTT>: I think that might be a porn video
<Oceanstuck>: well i kinda need the log for the dropbox
<SKM>: Nothing bad about them to my current understanding
<Oceanstuck>: not right now but later
<SKM>: They are just very important to the bloke
<MugenKagemaru>: In what way?
<GreyouTT>: Well Mugen, when a man needs porn
<SKM>: they are all he has left of his friends out in meat space before they went perma afk.
<SKM>: Meat space = irl
<MugenKagemaru>: Makes sense.
<wolfcat22>: You said he was gonna post them online. Do you know if he's done that yet?
<SKM>: not quite yet
<MugenKagemaru>: YouTube?
<SKM>: But he should be doing it soon
<wolfcat22>: Or Pornhub
<MugenKagemaru>: Guys
<MugenKagemaru>: On task
<wickedlady4180>: i wanna know the difference between the moon children, and the lunar children. And of which is Patrem the father of?
<kidpichu>: ^-^ 
<SKM>: "This damn drive is on its least leg, I don't know if I have a virus or a fucking curse but I have no where else to put these videos of john, jacob and kevin."
<SKM>: yep going on youtube soon
<MugenKagemaru>: ... Kevin
<MugenKagemaru>: Oh
<MugenKagemaru>: What channel, so we can have an eye on it?
<wickedlady4180>: did kevin like music? like john?
<SKM>: I like music
<SKM>: who the bloody hell doesnt?
<MugenKagemaru>: ...
<MugenKagemaru>: Are YOU Kevin?
<kidpichu>: I can subscribe
<SKM>: No XD
<GreyouTT>: Mugen he was making a oint
<GreyouTT>: *point
<MugenKagemaru>: Yeah but the context
<Oceanstuck>: heheh
<SKM>: I would tell you my name
<MugenKagemaru>: Not wise
<MugenKagemaru>: Not with a certain someone here
<SKM>: But anonymity is golden in my line of work.
<Oceanstuck>: if this hasnt been asked then whats skm short for? (if it has then ignore me)
<SKM>: ^ right
<MugenKagemaru>: No it's just one of us might report it to the purple bastard
<MugenKagemaru>: And we can't have that
<wolfcat22>:  come on mugen
<SKM>: She
<Oceanstuck>: *eyes eve*
<SKM>: killed
<SKM>: me
<SKM>: lol
<Oceanstuck>: 
<SKM>: Suck
<SKM>: kok
<SKM>: mane
<SKM>: whatever you want it to stand for
<MugenKagemaru>: Spencer
<MugenKagemaru>: Kevin
<MugenKagemaru>: Matt
<Oceanstuck>: suk kok megun
<Oceanstuck>: *shot*
<SKM>: XD
<MugenKagemaru>: Ocnea
<wolfcat22>: Sick Kong Memes
<kidpichu>: everything we name disappears XD 
<MugenKagemaru>: Guys
<MugenKagemaru>: Focus
<MugenKagemaru>: Let's see...
<GreyouTT>: Can we call you Zeke Strahm then?
<GreyouTT>: just so we can cal you something other than letters?
<GreyouTT>: *call
<MugenKagemaru>: Oh, what YouTube Channel are the videos going to be on? We'd like to be able to watch for them.
<Oceanstuck>: im trying to pronounce it as if it were a word and it sounds like "skoom" or smth
<Oceanstuck>: therefore i elect we call him skoom
<SKM>: Amongst my friends I am sometimes called MAX
<GreyouTT>: Alright, Max then
<MugenKagemaru>: Max Hedrum
<MugenKagemaru>: A good a name as any
<SKM>: But thats just because of my social engineering signature
<SKM>: I LOVE that guy
<SKM>: He is a legend to be fair.
<Oceanstuck>: im still using skoom
<Oceanstuck>: also
<Oceanstuck>: thorin wants me to deliver a message
<MugenKagemaru>: A pleasure for the proper introduction, Max.
<MugenKagemaru>: Kaizell, Seeker Of Wisdom, at your service.
<Oceanstuck>: he thinks skm stands for "some kewl mothafucka"
<wolfcat22>: Mugen, stay on focus
<kidpichu>: mugi come back
<MugenKagemaru>: I ain't goin' nowhere, Pichu
<MugenKagemaru>: But yeah let's get back to work
<wolfcat22>: Oh yeah, MadMax do we got a youtube channel to look for?
<GreyouTT>: Kaizell wut
<MugenKagemaru>: ^
<MugenKagemaru>: So we can watch for the videos?
<SKM>: Ah yes my appologies
<SKM>: https://www.youtube.com/user/silentdork
 <Oceanstuck>: *subscribes*
 <SKM>: Dealing with something a bit nasty atm
 <MugenKagemaru>: Purple bastard?
 <wickedlady4180>: Fucking stop calling him that.
 <MugenKagemaru>: (subscribes)
 <MugenKagemaru>: No
 <MugenKagemaru>: It's what he is.
 <MugenKagemaru>: Fuck what you think
 <wickedlady4180>: fuck you
 <SKM>: DO you understand who you sympathize with when you suck up to this creature?
 <MugenKagemaru>: And yes, Max, the Wicked Lady is our snitch to him, sadly
 <Oceanstuck>: she WUVS him
 <wolfcat22>: She's not a snitch
 <Oceanstuck>: ???
 <MugenKagemaru>: Understatement of the year there Ocean
 <SKM>: My apologies really if you have some connection with him
 <SKM>: but I have been fighting him since around 2011
 <MugenKagemaru>: Got you beat by a year but so have some others at a certain forum
 <Oceanstuck>: i couldnt think of anyway to _not_ make it an understatement
 <Oceanstuck>: fuck underscore italics dont work
 <kidpichu>: bad/evil/ weird can be loved too e-e" 
 <MugenKagemaru>: True
 <MugenKagemaru>: The term "Draco In Leather Pants" comes to mind
 <SKM>: But he is buggered at the moment
 <SKM>: I am not worried about him
 <MugenKagemaru>: But there is one last question on the list for now
 <wolfcat22>: Max, what's with the Path of Paralellos or whatever?
 <Oceanstuck>: also if purple bastard ever goes down i vote megun be her next option
 <SKM>: Our numbers friend handled him for me.
 <MugenKagemaru>: And that was not it
 <Oceanstuck>: but thats beside the point
 <MugenKagemaru>: He seemed pretty scared of him. What gathered his nerve?
 <wickedlady4180>: hes never done anything to warrant being called evil, hes helped un on our path
 <Oceanstuck>: yeah sure i guess
 <MugenKagemaru>: When it suited him yes
 <MugenKagemaru>: Now we're done with him
 <Oceanstuck>: *slooooooooow shruuuuug*
 <SKM>: Being a "God" sure seems to have fucked him morality though.
 <SKM>: Not to mention his history with me
 <MugenKagemaru>: He was like that even when we worked with him
 <SKM>: He has always been on my bloody shit list
 <MugenKagemaru>: You can elaborate on that next
 <Oceanstuck>: hes a huge coc
 <SKM>: and for damn good reasons
 <wickedlady4180>: we dont know anything about you
 <MugenKagemaru>: This question still needs answering
 <SKM>: but thats not important right now
 <MugenKagemaru>: " i wanna know the difference between the moon children, and the lunar children. And of which is Patrem the father of?"
 <MugenKagemaru>: From the Wicked Lady earlier
 <SKM>: Becuase a certain piss pot is breathing down my neck at the moment
 <SKM>: I can't say to much
 <SKM>: But a long time ago
 <SKM>: I believe it was some time in the 80's
 <SKM>: There was a split in the initial group known as moon children
 <MugenKagemaru>: Another one... Hmm...
 <SKM>: They started off as some hippy dippy new thought new age group
 <SKM>: but got slowly more and more fucked
 <SKM>: when the split happened it was even worse to my understanding
 <MugenKagemaru>: Let him finish Grey
 <GreyouTT>: I take it the Lunar Children are the worse half that split off
 <SKM>: "Followers of the true path, the true honor of her grace, Luna." Was there schtick at start.
 <wickedlady4180>: and i take it, patrem lead that?
 <MugenKagemaru>: And that was the Lunar Children
 <SKM>: Yes and yes
 <MugenKagemaru>: Three factions, four if we count that... Hmm...
 <Oceanstuck>: i counted two
 <GreyouTT>: whoa what where are you pulling all these factions from
 <wickedlady4180>: seeing that hes a very old being, id venture to say he was one if the first to follow luna
 <MugenKagemaru>: One of the first to lead the schism
 <MugenKagemaru>: This one anyway...
 <wolfcat22>: Was pisstrem always a god or was he just some dude who got super ascended or something.
 <MugenKagemaru>: ib4 neither 
 <MugenKagemaru>: inb4*
 <wolfcat22>: Like a super saiyan
 <SKM>: Hold on a moment
 <SKM>: I didn't want to have to do this
 <MugenKagemaru>: For the record, we are NOT very lucky. 
 <SKM>: Hey kid
 <MugenKagemaru>: Kid?
 <SKM>: Could you come in here for a moment?
 <Oceanstuck>: who be the kid tho
 <MugenKagemaru>: Uhh... who's the kid?
 <kidpichu>: new person?
 <MugenKagemaru>: You asking for Pichu, Max?
 <Oceanstuck>: oh yeah that makes sense
 <SKM>: Damn laggy when I need him the most DX
 <MugenKagemaru>: Wait who are you contacting?
 <SKM>: AH bout bloody time
 <Oceanstuck>: who dis
 <SKM>: I am terribly sorry about this ^^;
 <MugenKagemaru>: Purple bastard on your ass?
 <kidpichu>: it's a trap? 
 <MugenKagemaru>: ?
 <MugenKagemaru>: What, Pichu?
 <SKM>: But the mean man from before
 <SKM>: the red one
 <MugenKagemaru>: Whoa, red person? What?
 <MugenKagemaru>: Ah! It's him!
 <SKM>: He is bullying me again ^^;
 <MugenKagemaru>: That one is here. Good. You're safe.
 <GreyouTT>: Drown?
 <MugenKagemaru>: That's him
 <IRZG653OMVSA>:  01001000 01000101 00100000 01010111 01001001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01001000 01010101 01010010 01010100 00100000 01001101 01000101  (HE WILL HURT ME)
 <Oceanstuck>: "HE WILL HURT ME"
 <SKM>: I know and I am sorry DX
 <MugenKagemaru>: We'll protect you
 <GreyouTT>: Who? Patrem?
 <MugenKagemaru>: Yes Grey
 <SKM>: But he seems to be much more attracted to you than me.
 <GreyouTT>: Quick! Hide in a Majora's Mask cartridge!
 <Oceanstuck>: last time we tried to protect someone we fucked it up majestically
 <SKM>: Might have something to do with you both being the same damn thing, whatever the hell that means.
 <MugenKagemaru>: Grey
 <Oceanstuck>: sooooo
 <MugenKagemaru>: stahp
 <GreyouTT>: The same thing?
 <MugenKagemaru>: Care to elaborate on that, Max?
 <SKM>: I explain later
 <SKM>: Kid
 <SKM>: I need you to do your thing
 <SKM>: just one more time
 <SKM>: I promise I will try to make sure this is not a reacuring issue
 <IRZG653OMVSA>:  01001001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110100 01110010 01111001 (I will try)
 <Oceanstuck>: "I will try"
 <SKM>: Your a legend to be fair XD
 <MugenKagemaru>: Agreed
 <SKM>: Thanks for this
 <SKM>: and all the times you have saved my skin.
 <MugenKagemaru>: And to be fair we're sorry we ignored you earlier. We didn't know what was going on there.
 <SKM>: He has bought us some time ^^
 <wickedlady4180>: what exactly is "his thing"?
 <SKM>: this place
 <SKM>: this site
 <Oceanstuck>: site update?
 <MugenKagemaru>: Ocean
 <SKM>: Is a focal point
 <SKM>: For a collective of spirits
 <SKM>: I mean
 <SKM>: I don't like to say spirits
 <SKM>: but
 <SKM>: Hell who am I kidding
 <SKM>: I lost the ability to comfort myself by saying it is just complex programing a long time ago
 <MugenKagemaru>: We've seen similar
 <MugenKagemaru>: Does "Wayward Horizon" mean anything to you?
 <SKM>: I recall in my studies of these lunar children blokes, them all being in a buzz about it.
 <MugenKagemaru>: Yeah, what you described about this site fits the bill as well
 <MugenKagemaru>: Not that I think it's relevant but hey
 <SKM>: This is apparently going to be "On a MUCH grander scale"
 <MugenKagemaru>: Big surprise
 <MugenKagemaru>: Well if that's all for that topic, there is still one last question.
 <MugenKagemaru>: What's the history between you and the purple bastard?
 <SKM>: Ouch my electro drek
 <SKM>: He is getting bloody close
 <MugenKagemaru>: Understood. The question can wait
 <MugenKagemaru>: You stay safe, man.
 <Oceanstuck>: wait whos getting close
 <SKM>: No no please repeat, its what I am here for.
 <SKM>: Regimipiss
 <MugenKagemaru>: @Ocean: Patrem
 <Oceanstuck>: oh
 <MugenKagemaru>: Oh
 <MugenKagemaru>: OK
 <MugenKagemaru>: Uh, what's the history between you and Patrem?
 <SKM>: THAT
 <SKM>: Can bloody wait though
 <SKM>: However
 <Oceanstuck>: god dammit
 <MugenKagemaru>: Yeah I figured
 <MugenKagemaru>: You can start our next chat with it
 <SKM>: lets just say that I sure as hell didn't want to have anything to do with him, this cult, any of it.
 <SKM>: Nor did anyone I am kin to
 <SKM>: But he gets what he wants I suppose.
 <SKM>: If he even understand what he wants
 <MugenKagemaru>: Typical of him, thinking he's a god
 <MugenKagemaru>: Well he ain't, for sure. Else I'd be too and I know I'm not
 <Oceanstuck>: kek
 <Oceanstuck>: he be a kok
 <MugenKagemaru>: Yep
 <wolfcat22>: Real quick. Are you still in the flesh? 
 <SKM>: Heh if I could go transhuman
 <MugenKagemaru>: ?
 <SKM>: I would be walking in cyber space
 <Oceanstuck>: idgi what does that mean
 <SKM>: quicker than you could say welcome to 2077
 <MugenKagemaru>: ... 2077
 <MugenKagemaru>: Dafuw
 <MugenKagemaru>: But yeah please elaborate if you can
 <Oceanstuck>: "dafuw"
 <MugenKagemaru>: Ocean
 <MugenKagemaru>: Not now
 <SKM>: Sorry just referencing a game I am HYPED as fuck for.
 <SKM>: I mean
 <SKM>: Life might be fucking crazy
 <SKM>: But I need my games
 <SKM>: http://www.cyberpunk.net/verify_age/?next=/
 <Oceanstuck>: ooo what dis
 <SKM>: but enough about that
 <SKM>: I am in the flesh
 <SKM>: I wouldn't mind getting a chance to see how these guys experience things
 <SKM>: but
 <SKM>: It doesn't look to fun
 <SKM>: I feel like they are all doing something wrong
 <Oceanstuck>: yeah i dont much wanna try it either
 <MugenKagemaru>: With who's running the show right now, yeah I can understand that
 <SKM>: I feel like some people had some other questions
 <SKM>: andI may have not explained a few things that well
 <MugenKagemaru>: For the sake of making the most of what time we still have, let's just get answers to relevant questions
 <wickedlady4180>: can you tell us about Jayckup?
 <SKM>: All I know is that he is a close friend of tyler
 <SKM>: Or was
 <MugenKagemaru>: Until the wipe
 <SKM>: In the time I have been watching him I have established that he disappeared
 <MugenKagemaru>: We think the purple bastard might have him
 <SKM>: Just quit talking to him
 <Oceanstuck>: will we gain anything from doing so
 <MugenKagemaru>: Make no mistake. We're not trusting him over you. Hell I don't fucking trust him at all. But he is a source of information, despite his bullshit
 <SKM>: He is not to be "tusted"
 <Oceanstuck>: tusted
 <Oceanstuck>: *tusted*
 <MugenKagemaru>: OCean
 <MugenKagemaru>: Fucking stop
 <GreyouTT>: wait Jayckup or Mr. Fabulous?
 <MugenKagemaru>: The latter
 <Oceanstuck>: is that a reference to eves downvotes
 <GreyouTT>: wha?
 <SKM>: I have been watching you all a long time as well ^^
 <SKM>: By proxy for some time
 <SKM>: but still managing
 <Oceanstuck>: *unsurprised*
 <GreyouTT>: wait
 <kidpichu>: ^-^ heehee 
 <GreyouTT>: so you've been watching us the whole time
 <GreyouTT>: evene when we're alooone?
 <MugenKagemaru>: Grey
 <wickedlady4180>: are you telling us not to trust jayckup?
 <Oceanstuck>: *tust
 <SKM>: Until purple bastard caught me and, to the best I can describe it, updated and patched himself.
 <GreyouTT>: It's just a joke Mugen
 <SKM>: I was able to pull info
 <MugenKagemaru>: Save it for later
 <SKM>: Directly from him
 <GreyouTT>: That doesn't sound safe
 <SKM>: Remember
 <wolfcat22>: I saw patrem lookin' at the best butt thread once
 <SKM>: no matter how scary
 <SKM>: He is just a bunch of code and data
 <wickedlady4180>: he has the best butt, by popular vote
 <wolfcat22>: yes
 <Oceanstuck>: yep
 <kidpichu>: chu?
 <MugenKagemaru>: Tyler forgot, John died, and Jayckup was taken. Bang.
 <MugenKagemaru>: Oh that reminds me
 <SKM>: Bloody hell
 <SKM>: I picked a REALLY
 <MugenKagemaru>: We heard John left a message for us. Do you know what it is?
 <SKM>: fucking scary time to order pizza XD
 <wickedlady4180>: GO ANSWER IT
 <wolfcat22>: Are they knocking on your door?
 <Oceanstuck>: that *is* pizza right
 <MugenKagemaru>: He ordered, not received
 <wolfcat22>: Make sure to check first
 <kidpichu>: O^O do it for the pizza 
 <Oceanstuck>: but first confirm its pizza
 <Oceanstuck>: if it isnt then get the hell out of there
 <SKM>: I have "Tools" on stand by though so either A): tonight a bastard dies or B): the pizza man thinks I am insane answering the door with a stun gun
 <SKM>: He sure is late though XD
 <MugenKagemaru>: Mesic's message?
 <SKM>: But anyways hold up one moment
 <MugenKagemaru>: K
 <wickedlady4180>: kekbris is on the other side if that door....
 <Oceanstuck>: god dammit eve now im wondering if skoom has read kelbris an anthology
 <Oceanstuck>: *shakes head to clear mind of thought*
 <wolfcat22>: What kind of pizza is it
 <wickedlady4180>: someone please find the pick of kelbris with the pizza hat
 <kidpichu>: i wonder what type of pizza it 
 <wolfcat22>: This is vital information
 <kidpichu>: <3 aww
 <kidpichu>: *highfives wolf*
 <wickedlady4180>: hes not comming back
 <Oceanstuck>: skoom you still there?
 <GreyouTT>: It takes a few minutes to pay for pizza
 <wolfcat22>: Someone Killed Max
 <wickedlady4180>: hes being eaten by creatures
 <kidpichu>: Max is a dogs name...
 <kidpichu>: I'm sure he's fine 
 <kidpichu>: probably
 <wolfcat22>: A man needs some privacy with his pizza time
 <kidpichu>: maybe 
 <Oceanstuck>: i can wait
 <kidpichu>: nope...he's doomed 
 <wolfcat22>: he's got a shotgun
 <wolfcat22>: he's fine
 <Oceanstuck>: unless it ends up being 5 fucking hours
 <kidpichu>: i thought it was a stun gun
 <wickedlady4180>: it is a stun gun
 <Oceanstuck>: i told him to confirm it was pizza first
 <wolfcat22>: that's much less cool
 <wickedlady4180>: that shoots bullets
 <kidpichu>: D: 
 <ZackyN>: Hmm, yeah guess I closed out of this, where did SKM go anyways??
 <kidpichu>: *electric pokemon pride is stabbed*
 <Oceanstuck>: to get pizza
 <Oceanstuck>: inb4 its actually someone trying to kill him
 <Oceanstuck>: disguised as a pizza guy
 <wickedlady4180>: he went to answer his door
 <ZackyN>: Oh ^-^
 <kidpichu>: we need some creepy waiting music
 <Oceanstuck>: jeopardy music
 <kidpichu>: no XD that always goes through my head 
 <wickedlady4180>: i hope patrem in a poppa john outfit, slams a hot cheese pie in his face
 <Oceanstuck>: and then kills him?
 <Oceanstuck>: or wait
 <wickedlady4180>: yes
 <wickedlady4180>: lol
 <Oceanstuck>: does he kill him *by* slamming a hot cheese pie in his face
 <wickedlady4180>: yes, thats how john got burned
 <kidpichu>: ugh  want pizza now 
 <wickedlady4180>: canon
 <wolfcat22>: S.ucking K.elbris's M.eat
 <wickedlady4180>: hes dying a hideous death
 <kidpichu>: so kill me
 <Oceanstuck>: man he ded rn aint he
 <SKM>: Sorry about that ^^;
 <SKM>: I am back
 <Oceanstuck>: OH THANK GOD
 <Oceanstuck>: i was worried for a bit
 <SKM>: Pizza guy thought I was fucking daft
 <Oceanstuck>: figures
 <SKM>: I couldn't see him
 <kidpichu>: what kinda toppings? 
 <wickedlady4180>: did you zap him?
 <SKM>: so I swung the door open
 <SKM>: and stuck the stun gun in his face DX
 <Oceanstuck>: did you hide the body
 <kidpichu>: it is important to build a trusting bond
 <MugenKagemaru>: Mesic's message?
 <SKM>: I gave him a very generous tip of  €10
 <SKM>: and the toppings were just pepperoni bacon and a light bit of mushrooms
 <wickedlady4180>: eww, the queens money
 <Oceanstuck>: eve dats racist
 <Oceanstuck>: wats stevey gonna say
 <SKM>: I suddenly feel like a stupid bastard for specifying that ^^;
 <wickedlady4180>: my bloid hails from warwickshire, i can say it
 <SKM>: But at least that still gives a damn large radius for my location.
 <wolfcat22>: should I emit it from our notes
 <Oceanstuck>: how far back is that blood from tho
 <SKM>: Feel free to take note of whatever you see fit.
 <wickedlady4180>: not very far, early 1900
 <MugenKagemaru>: Max what about John Mesic's message?
 <Oceanstuck>: also you shouldve gotten pineapple
 <Oceanstuck>: from under the sea (me)
 <SKM>: What message would that be?
 <MugenKagemaru>: We heard John left a message for us
 <MugenKagemaru>: Do you know anything about that?
 <wolfcat22>: Purpleman may have told us what the message was, it's hard to tell. The guy doesn't give context for anything.
 <wolfcat22>: "The one who is dead - Has left words for you - Be aware - The grand one is coming - Regiminis"
 <MugenKagemaru>: Thanks a lot Wolfcat. We're never gonna get an answer now
 <wolfcat22>: Anytime.
 <Oceanstuck>: welp
 <Oceanstuck>: well manage
 <Oceanstuck>: er
 <Oceanstuck>: id like to believe
 <MugenKagemaru>: No srsly think your shit through next time
 <SKM>: I am confussed
 <SKM>: I turn away to take a bite of pizza
 <SKM>: and what are you all going on about?
 <MugenKagemaru>: John's message
 <MugenKagemaru>: We thought you knew something
 <MugenKagemaru>: But that no longer matter
 <kidpichu>: >w< interesting 
 <MugenKagemaru>: Because Wolfcat failed to think his actions through and spilled that our source was the purple bastard
 <MugenKagemaru>: So I'm pretty damn sure you're not gonna say anything
 <SKM>: Bloody hell
 <Oceanstuck>: you cant be sure of that
 <Oceanstuck>: skoom
 <SKM>: you act like I am a tumblrina
 <MugenKagemaru>: Pretty sure I can, Ocean
 <Oceanstuck>: spill
 <SKM>: He isnt my "Trigger"
 <wolfcat22>: Patrem came in and told us that stuff after your bud Drowned was talking to us. He took over Drowned's account or something.
 <wolfcat22>: Mugen's making it sound like we're in cahoots with Patrem or something.
 <SKM>: Ah yes
 <MugenKagemaru>: Of course you'd dramatize it
 <Oceanstuck>: coc
 <SKM>: I sent drowned to distract pisstrum and friend
 <SKM>: I know a few things about how this guy seems to operate
 <wolfcat22>: So you don't have any messages from John then?
 <SKM>: Ouch
 <SKM>: again
 <SKM>: No worries though
 <SKM>: Is anyone still alive?
 <MugenKagemaru>: I'm here
 <kidpichu>: yes?
 <Oceanstuck>: oh sorry we were arguing in another room
 <SKM>: Ah good good
 <SKM>: Ah no good ^^;
 <Oceanstuck>: so did mesic say anything?
 <MugenKagemaru>: The Wicked Lady had some choice words about you and we were scolding her
 <Oceanstuck>: and also you thought wolf had fucked everything up
 <Oceanstuck>: re:megun
 <SKM>: Its fine honestly
 <SKM>: You should not be obligated to trust anyone
 <SKM>: To be fair
 <SKM>: You have no reason to trust me over purple bastard
 <SKM>: Beyond my word
 <MugenKagemaru>: Honestly, I trust you about as much as I do Mason
 <SKM>: Which is all I can give you.
 <kidpichu>: hmm
 <Oceanstuck>: im inclined to take everyone with a grain of salt
 <SKM>: Well well well
 <Oceanstuck>: so yeah
 <kidpichu>: do you trust  us?
 <SKM>: It looks like I shouldn't have to worry about anymore interruptions for now.
 <SKM>: Take a look at the front of this site
 <SKM>: Our friend has already begun his work
 <Oceanstuck>: woah fuck
 <MugenKagemaru>: "I have something to show you"
 <SKM>: Must be trying to taunt regimipiss
 <SKM>: Not entirely sure what any of that stuff means to be honest ^^;
 <SKM>: Peculiar though
 <SKM>: >Legion
 <SKM>: I have heard that title used before
 <MugenKagemaru>: That gas mask...
 <MugenKagemaru>: As have I but I don't think my thing is relevant so go ahead
 <SKM>: Those against the lunar children
 <SKM>: have referred to patrem as "The misguided legion"
 <MugenKagemaru>: ... Perhaps another taunt?
 <wickedlady4180>: http://www.johnisdead.com/lostmemory423/
 <MugenKagemaru>: Check the source for that
 <Oceanstuck>: icanfinallybreathe.mp3
 <GreyouTT>: OH FUCK
 <Oceanstuck>: ??
 <GreyouTT>: THAT'S FROM RYUKAKI'S VIDEOS
 <Oceanstuck>: drown.wav
 <GreyouTT>: THE EYES
 <GreyouTT>: OH GOD
 <wickedlady4180>: He's here
 <SKM>: If you are referring to purple bastard
 <SKM>: He is out of commission for the time being.
 <Oceanstuck>: how so
 <SKM>: Not enough dedotated wam
 <wickedlady4180>: Is Vincent awake?
 <MugenKagemaru>: Source for homepage guys
 <Oceanstuck>: wait do you mean the main or lostmemory423
 <MugenKagemaru>: Main
 <SKM>: What we tricked him into doing left him rather fucked
 <Oceanstuck>: i didnt see anything
 <Oceanstuck>: or did it get changed again
 <MugenKagemaru>: Nah
 <MugenKagemaru>: Just saw something else of interest in the source
 <MugenKagemaru>: Hmm? Who's the new one?
 <mib_yej7ys>: I just kinda stumbled here.
 <Oceanstuck>: uh
 <MugenKagemaru>: Skype?
 <Oceanstuck>: do you know what this is
 <SKM>: Identify yourself or get drezzed
 <Oceanstuck>: skoom dont scare the anon
 <SKM>: sorry ^^;
 <mib_yej7ys>: Nope, no clue. Besides the fact that I saw the Unfiction post about JohnIsDead...
 <SKM>: A bit on edge
 <MugenKagemaru>: Might be an actual newcomer
 <MugenKagemaru>: Ah
 <MugenKagemaru>: Wow I was right
 <Oceanstuck>: unfiction post?
 <mib_yej7ys>: Lol.
 <MugenKagemaru>: You have a lot to catch up on
 <Oceanstuck>: havent heard of an unfiction post
 <MugenKagemaru>: Do you have Skype?
 <Oceanstuck>: link pls
 <mib_yej7ys>: Nah, I don't use it.
 <mib_yej7ys>: http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=41159
 <GreyouTT>: It's finally made it to Unfiction?
 <MugenKagemaru>: Well we are based in a Skype room... 
 <mib_yej7ys>: I was actually looking up stuff on Ascend, and found my way here.
 <MugenKagemaru>: ...?
 <Oceanstuck>: ok so
 <Oceanstuck>: wait
 <Oceanstuck>: lemme try and guess this
 <MugenKagemaru>: Care to elaborate on that?
 <mib_yej7ys>: Okay.
 <Oceanstuck>: you read that kanyequest thing i remember mando brought up
 <Oceanstuck>: and looked up stuff on ascend
 <Oceanstuck>: and found the site
 <mib_yej7ys>: Yes.
 <mib_yej7ys>: Exactly.
 <Oceanstuck>: and ended up here
 <MugenKagemaru>: OK
 <GreyouTT>: funny thing, we know the guy who found the Ascend stuff
 <Oceanstuck>: small internet
 <mib_yej7ys>: The morse code thing intrigued me, so i figured it out.
 <mib_yej7ys>: Sorry to kinda barge in here.
 <MugenKagemaru>: But yeah we're called the "Internet Detectives" if that means anything
 <MugenKagemaru>: It's cool, the latest shit is going down right here
 <GreyouTT>: I have no idea where that name came from
 <GreyouTT>: I was gone for two weeks
 <Oceanstuck>: internet detectives
 <SKM>: And my apologies for being so distant with all of you
 <Oceanstuck>: from the remember.exe skype group
 <SKM>: I would join the group but that may be a bit dangerous for me ^^;
 <MugenKagemaru>: It's cool. Gotta stay ahead of the Purple Bastard
 <Oceanstuck>: cmon sing the jingle
 <mib_yej7ys>: Nope, never heard of any of it. Haha.
 <Oceanstuck>: internet detectives
 <MugenKagemaru>: Ocean
 <MugenKagemaru>: Later
 <Oceanstuck>: okok rerailing
 <MugenKagemaru>: But yeah Max we'll keep a slot open for ya
 <SKM>: When things cool down
 <GreyouTT>: So to get you up to speed new guy, SKM here is up against some purple dude called Patrem
 <SKM>: I may join temporarily
 <SKM>: You all seem like a fun lot
 <SKM>: But I have a lot to focus on.
 <MugenKagemaru>: If you need a hand with it I'm "the_endless_warlock"
 <Oceanstuck>: msamiclassified
 <Oceanstuck>: it was an old thing if anyone asks
 <wickedlady4180>: http://internetdetectives.tumblr.com/ @new guy everything you need to know is there
<GreyouTT>: Patrem is some kind of spectral entity who is currently using some dude named Vincent as his meat puppet
<MugenKagemaru>: Let the tumblr catch him up brah
<GreyouTT>: aight
<Oceanstuck>: yeah just check the timeline
<Oceanstuck>: though do note its split into two args that exist in the same continuity
<Oceanstuck>: the first one is about two guys named doug and mason
<GreyouTT>: Yeah we kinda fucked up with that
<Oceanstuck>: the second is the current one (its section is much shorter since it just started)
<Oceanstuck>: we did
<Oceanstuck>: we fucking got baited into running right for the worst ending
<Oceanstuck>: but then dawn had to cut it off early so i guess those two assholes are alive for now
<Oceanstuck>: so anyway new guy
<MugenKagemaru>: Ocean
<Oceanstuck>: need anything else?
<mib_yej7ys>: Lol, I don't think so. This is quite intense, especially when the last ARG I took part in was ilovebees, haha.
<wickedlady4180>: is he typing, or....
<SKM>: My appologies ^^;
<GreyouTT>: ilovebees, now that takes me back
<Oceanstuck>: we should probably stay on topic
<MugenKagemaru>: Agreed
<SKM>: I need to get my bloody priorities strait
<SKM>: But this pizza is so damn good XD
<Oceanstuck>: yeah us too
<SKM>: Are there any other question I can answer?
<SKM>: I know much about the lunar children groul
<SKM>: Sorry for the terrible typing
<MugenKagemaru>: It's cool
<SKM>: eating and typing atm
MugenKagemaru>: Uhh... Other than Patrem leading them and how they split off from Kelbris' Moon Children...
<Oceanstuck>: yeah i dont like typing and eating at the same time either. im afraid to get my keyboard dirty so i always type with one hand and its really annoying
<Oceanstuck>: but enough of me
<wickedlady4180>: So, what now?
<MugenKagemaru>: Is there anything else you think we should know, Max?
<wickedlady4180>: woah, the lost memory page, thats jayckup, isnt it?
<Oceanstuck>: wait huh?
<MugenKagemaru>: That's Drown, I think
<wolfcat22>: 'lostmemory423' is also the name of a youtube channel
<wickedlady4180>: or wait, tyler
<GreyouTT>: wait what
<MugenKagemaru>: It's Drown
<SKM>: For now the most important things to know, is that Tyler will be coming back to you soon. This I can promise. He has forgotten everything so try to fill him in. Also that other website that something (and when I say something I mean I have no idea which one of these "Spirits" chose to spill the beans) linked you to. Keep and eye on it.
<SKM>: That is the "Archive" that may have been mentioned before.
<SKM>: As well as a place they communicate with each other.
<MugenKagemaru>: Drown once said to us "Free our god," who was he referring too?
<MugenKagemaru>: Sorry, pasted that as soon as you finished
<SKM>: I bloody saw that you all thought that before, thanks for reminding me.
<SKM>: I was keeping a wire on what was being said.
<Oceanstuck>: ??
<Oceanstuck>: wait nvm
<Oceanstuck>: sry ninjad
<MugenKagemaru>: Uh, OK?
<SKM>: You misheard him ^^;
<SKM>: Its fine
<SKM>: So do I sometimes >.>;
<SKM>: A strange thing this "Drowned" is.
<MugenKagemaru>: So what did he say?
<SKM>: "Three are gone" I believe.
<MugenKagemaru>: Ah
<MugenKagemaru>: OK
<MugenKagemaru>: Phew
<MugenKagemaru>: Sorry was there more after the "communicate" line
<MugenKagemaru>: ?*
<wickedlady4180>: im lost
<MugenKagemaru>: I accidentally interrupted him and hoping to get it back on track
<wickedlady4180>: no really, this chat glitched on me
<MugenKagemaru>: Best I got for ya
<MugenKagemaru>: Max you wanna continue that original line of thought before I interrupted?
<MugenKagemaru>: Sorry about that BTW
<SKM>: Technical difficulties please standby.
<SKM>: This is not good
<MugenKagemaru>: Well that doesn't sound good
<Oceanstuck>: oh no
<Oceanstuck>: what is it
<wickedlady4180>: whats not good?
<Oceanstuck>: skoom? you there?
<SKM>: I might need to have that kid jack out soon.
<Oceanstuck>: why
<SKM>: Things are getting a little crazy.
<MugenKagemaru>: Should we clear off as well?
<Oceanstuck>: crazy how
<Oceanstuck>: whats happening on your end
<SKM>: Well for starters my shit is running on a generator and I am down a hall and bloody bathroom light due to the bastards popping.
<SKM>: My drok is going to get broken in a sec if I don't unplug it, I should not have skipped on the bloody surge protector ^^;
<MugenKagemaru>: So you're clearing off?
<SKM>: Any last question before I pull the kid out and leave?
<wolfcat22>: What 'other website' did you say had something for us?
<MugenKagemaru>: Lunar Children site, wasn't it?
<wolfcat22>: " Also that other website that something (and when I say something I mean I have no idea which one of these "Spirits" chose to spill the beans) linked you to. Keep and eye on it."
<Oceanstuck>: yeah i think it was lunarchildren
<MugenKagemaru>: Well? Are we right?
<SKM>: Yes
<MugenKagemaru>: K
<MugenKagemaru>: This isn't a question, but a gift. I know you have other allies on your end, and share this with them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjq3hVcuH90
 <SKM>: Any thing else?
 <SKM>: OH fucking drezz me
 <SKM>: the kid
 <SKM>: hold on
 <MugenKagemaru>: Stay safe man. We'll do what we can from here.
 <SKM>: I am doing my bloody best to pull him out
 <Oceanstuck>: seeya skoom, best of luck out there, watch yourself, etc
 <Oceanstuck>: *waves goodbye*
 <MugenKagemaru>: Anything we can do to help?
 <SKM>: ./lostmemory423
 <wickedlady4180>: dont wear him out
 <wickedlady4180>: will you contact us again?
 <SKM>: Hold on
 <SKM>: ./lostmemory423 is not fucking looking ok
 <wickedlady4180>: it changed
 <SKM>: Bloody hell I am trying my damndest here but I can only dl so fast
 <MugenKagemaru>: There a way we can help?
 <kidpichu>: O^O" 
 <wickedlady4180>: what happened?
 <GreyouTT>: SOMEONE FUCKING DO CPR
 <kidpichu>: >^<" eep 
 <Oceanstuck>: grey theyre miles away in another continent we cant
 <SKM>: 70% fucking drezz me
 <MugenKagemaru>: MAx
 <MugenKagemaru>: How can we help?
 <kidpichu>: please work 
 <SKM>: All you can do is watch
 <SKM>: I am doing all I can
 <Oceanstuck>: i had a feeling
 <Oceanstuck>: god damn it
 <MugenKagemaru>: Changed
 <Oceanstuck>: changed again, words are gone
 <SKM>: Christ the fucking kid please
 <SKM>: 95%
 <SKM>: please
 <wickedlady4180>: changed again, no title
 <wickedlady4180>: what does this mean?
 <GreyouTT>: wait a second
 <GreyouTT>: song of healing
 <Oceanstuck>: what about it
 <wickedlady4180>: nooooo
 <SKM>: The fucking kid
 <GreyouTT>: He's dying so heal him
 <SKM>: wait
 <Oceanstuck>: you dont know that
 <SKM>: 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01110011 01100011 01100001 01110010 01100101 01100100 ("I am scared")
 <MugenKagemaru>: "I am scared"
 <SKM>: DAMN KID DONT FUCK WITH ME LIKE THAT
 <GreyouTT>: Well we could always elegy and leave a decoy
 <Oceanstuck>: lets not
 <SKM>: 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101001 01101110 01100111 (The red man is coming)
 <wickedlady4180>: why not bust out you famous oath to order
 <MugenKagemaru>: "The red man is coming
 <Oceanstuck>: "The red man is coming"
 <Oceanstuck>: ninjad
 <MugenKagemaru>: Who is the red man, though?
 <SKM>: I know
 <SKM>: We are about to jack out
 <MugenKagemaru>: New guy, now would be a good time to set up a Skype... account...
 <MugenKagemaru>: Tch... Gone already...
 <GreyouTT>: He's not here
 <wickedlady4180>: who is the red man?
 <Oceanstuck>: i think that was arg
 <GreyouTT>: He's been gone
 <ARGdov>: Hello
 <GreyouTT>: also i'm getting lag all over the god damn palce
 <Oceanstuck>: sup
 <ARGdov>: Same, as before, I guess
 <MugenKagemaru>: Sorry Dov you're getting the tail end of it. SKM's pulling out because of crap
 <ARGdov>: I take it I missed everything?
 <SKM>: To anyone who isn't sure
 <wickedlady4180>: SKM, who is the red man?
 <Oceanstuck>: yeah
 <MugenKagemaru>: Maybe. I dunno
 <SKM>: I have him
 <MugenKagemaru>: SKM: He's safe?
 <SKM>: 01001001 01101101 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 ("Im here")
 <ARGdov>: All right. I'm sorry to be rude, but could you be a little clearer next time?
 <MugenKagemaru>: "Im here"
 <MugenKagemaru>: Kid: But are you safe?
 <GreyouTT>: One would assume that if he's there, then e's safe
 <MugenKagemaru>: Grey
 <MugenKagemaru>: Stop
 <SKM>: 01001000 01100101 01101001 01110011 01100001 01101100 01101101 01101111 01110011 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 01110100 01101111 01100111 01100101 01110100 01101111 01110101 01110100 01101000 01110101 01110010 01110010 01110010 01111001 01110000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110011 01100101 ("Heisalmostherehavetogetouthurrryplease")
 <Oceanstuck>: "Heisalmostherehavetogetouthurrryplease"
 <SKM>: Calm down kid its fine
 <MugenKagemaru>: But who is he?
 <SKM>: My appologies for all of this.
 <Oceanstuck>: im sorry are we slowing you down
 <SKM>: I am still trying to classify all of this shit but I am pretty sure "red man" is neophyte regimipiss.
 <wickedlady4180>: ah... so HE'S the neophyte.... GOT IT!
 <GreyouTT>: First purple guys with god complexes, and now a red men who might be deadmen
 <wickedlady4180>: thank you skm, you just solved a mystery
 <GreyouTT>: wat?
 <ARGdov>: Yes, thanks you
 <Oceanstuck>: thanks
 <GreyouTT>: Okay I missed something
 <GreyouTT>: What mystery?
 <SKM>: When he calls him a neophyte I think he may be saying he is new to ascension or something, or new to trying to reach pisstrems level of ascension.
 <MugenKagemaru>: Makes sense
 <Oceanstuck>: 
 <MugenKagemaru>: You set to go?
 <SKM>: 01001000 01010101 01010010 01010010 01011001 00100000 01010000 01001100 01000101 01000001 01010011 01000101 (HURRY PLEASE)
 <GreyouTT>: So Patrem was a semi-normal human once too huh?
 <Oceanstuck>: "HURRY PLEASE"
 <SKM>: Fuck
 <MugenKagemaru>: Calm down kid we're sorting it out
 <SKM>: ./lostmemory423
 <MugenKagemaru>: Someone record the source of that
 <SKM>: We gotta jack out
 <Oceanstuck>: got it already
 <SKM>: DAMN IT
<REGIMINIS>: I FOUND YOU
<Oceanstuck>: SKOOM JUST GO
<kidpichu>: go
<MugenKagemaru>: Damn. Hoped the fool would have stuck around

7/18/16 - Email 1

The first email between Kevin and a player. When asked if a moderator is still needed for the site, Kevin says he already has someone in mind.

((Player asks about the empty moderator spot on YSHDT.net))
Kevin: "No need to ask, I have a close friend who I wanted to take this spot."
Kevin: "Well not want but rather HAVE to."
Kevin: "If I can just set things up the right way this instance. Thank you for asking."

7/18/16 - Email 2

The second email between Kevin and a player. When asked about the giants and a larger threat, Kevin says that neither side knew the truth.

Player: "I do not know you and you do not know me but let's not let that get in the way here..." 
Player: "The giants are a lie, or so you say, but perhaps there is a larger threat here?" 
Player: "a bigger goal of the Moon Children? Sorry not my place to ask..." 
Player: "I was only meant to deliver this, whatever it is. Perhaps a game changer, perhaps a whisper."
Kevin: "No one really knew what was going on on either side it seemed. But we know, will you?"

7/18/16 - IRC 1

The first IRC conversation found with Kevin. Kevin and Seth discuss the situation with Matt in private. Kevin claims the tale of the Four Giants is a lie.

[11:42:11] .:@Kev: "Do not worry this is a private ((Unknown)). No one can see what we say here. But yes, I can confirm success. We have Matt with us."
[11:47:19] .:@Seth: "But at what cost? You allowed him to be awoken, and while ((Unknown)) this asset to our movement through this terrible offer?"
[11:50:23] .:@Kev: "The Giant story is a lie. Made and spread by the misguided "moon children" in attempt to ((Unknown)) our glory."
[11:52:43] .:@Seth: "But several of our own remember they had in fact heard whispers ((Unknown)) this very prophecy in ((Unknown))."
[11:59:00] .:@Kev: "Again, I will inform you that whispers that should be heard ((Unknown)) Level of static are the ((Unknown)) from the day our Father ((Unknown))."

7/18/16 - IRC 2

The second IRC conversation found with Kevin. During this chat, Kevin expresses his frustration with Alex before inviting Seth to a private chat, telling Ryukaki that it's just for a game they are developing.

[13:12:13] .:@rem:. "yeah the jeremy guy caused a lot of trouble too on his way out. He was good friends with hank.
[13:15:19] .:@kevi:. "Alex needs to not go snooping around with the traitors again, SERIOUSLY."
[13:17:37] .:@seth:. "What ever happened to Jeremys brother though?"
[13:19:12] .:@rem:. "I dont really know actually, based on alex's description of a things he saw before we went to get him from his ordeal. He met with him unknowingly and was given the item in question by him. We are still trying to peice together what hank was doing. But that cartridge, which alex seems to have lost, is a big part of the puzzle. He really seems to have had a lot more access to power than we are ready for the full order to know."
[13:27:09] .:@kevi:. "Hey Mase did you get the invite to the private dev chat?"
[13:32:31] .:@seth:. "Yeah sorry I did, I'll be on later to discuss our work."
[13:35:33] .:@rem:. "Private?"
[13:36:42] .:@kevi:. "Hey hey just a game we are working on."
[13:37:19] .:@rem:. "Private is a bad work in this chat Insidiae, watch it."
[13:37:59] .:@kevi:. "Don't lose your shit Kayd, its just a game."
[13:38:23] .:@rem:. "Isn't it all? Again, watch yourself Kevin, you are new around here and a lot of people feel uneasy about you already."

Video Dialogue

Below are Kevin's various video appearances in which he speaks.

5/21/15 - Fun night with john and kevin

The video Fun night with john and kevin features Tyler, Kevin, and John attempting to summon various spirits by following rituals they found online. Tyler mentions an obscure religion that Kevin is a part of but does not want to elaborate on. 

Tyler: "Are you recording?"
John: "Yes"
Tyler: "(Let's) do this."
John: "Okay."
Tyler: "The room isn't locked - you're cheating."
John: "It's not locked? I thought I locked it. Hold on, let me start over."
John: "Say it again?"
Tyler: "Is it locked?"
John: "...Say it."
Tyler: "...Is it recording?"
John: "Yes it is."
John: "Alright..."
John: "Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary... Bloody Mary..."
Tyler: "...Well, Kevin, looks like he's dead."
Kevin: "I think you're right, Tyler."
John: "Feels so normal."
Tyler: "Are you actually filming me?"
Kevin: "Why do you even wanna comb your hair?"
Tyler: "Getting- Getting ready, for, uh..."
Kevin: "Do you want the Candyman to, like, rape you in the ass?"
Tyler: "I want the Candyman to think I look good whenever he shows up."
Kevin: "Instead of killing you he's going to be like, 'You look good! I'm not going to kill you today,'"
Tyler: "Um, hyper-realistic Bloody Mary didn't show up so uh..."
Kevin: "Well, she went (Scary noise) Did you hear that in John's video?"
Tyler: "No."
Kevin: "She went- (Scary noise)"
Kevin: "You're supposed to lock the door."
Tyler: "I will ...Okay."
Kevin: "Now just shut off the light, too."
Tyler: "Okay... Candyman, right?"
Kevin: "Candyman five times into the mirror."
Tyler: "Candyman, Candyman, Candyman.... Candyman. Candyman."
Kevin: "I think you have to say it, like, not like that."
Tyler: "Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman."
Kevin: "...You gotta (Indecipherable)"
Tyler: "DUN DUN-"
Kevin: "Alright, looks like my turn next."
John: "What happened?"
Tyler: (In a joking way) "I saw him..."
John: "Oh no..."
Tyler: "...Fuck."
Tyler: "(Dra)gon magic..."
Kevin: "Oh boy, oh boy..."
Tyler: "My buddy John and his dragon magic. Tell me about dragon magic."
John: "Dragon magic?"
Tyler: "Tell me about dragon magic, John."
John: "It's fake and gay."
Tyler: "That isn't what you were saying many centuries ago."
Kevin: "What do you think of pony magic?"
Tyler: "It's okay, I was into faggot magic."
Kevin: "What do you tink of pony magic, John?"
Tyler: "I dunno, what do you think of obscure religions you don't like to talk about, Kevin?"
Tyler: "A- A spell to- A spell to see spirits...? 'To see spirits, old European grimoires recommend mixing' ...(Sighs) I really don't have all this shit that it's listing here."
Kevin: "What do you need?"
Tyler: "Um... Aloe, pepper, musk... I mean, I'm a pretty musky dude, so actually I uh... (Laughs)"
Kevin: "We have musk."
Tyler: "I dunno Kevin, you're a pretty musky dude. (Laughs)"
Kevin: "Shut up."
Kevin: "Alright, so, why are we trying to figure out which ones are real- real- real-"
Tyler: "Um... It's part of the m(ystery)."
Kevin: "I guess."
Tyler: "Gotta try it all. Um... You enter the bathroom as with hyper-realistic Bloody Mary... Go with a- Go with a friend as to not freak out. Oh, John?"
John: "Alright? This is all shit anyway, eh..."
Tyler: "Kevin I- wait, oh nevermind, I was not locked out of your phone. Um... Fog up the mirror and just do whatever you want, basically... Turning on hot water is pretty effective to fog the mirror up. Write 'Baby Blue' in the fog."
Tyler: "Then you turn off the lights, wait a few moments after a minute or two, this is... complicated and I'm gonna need to take your phone with me to remember. 'You or your friend will feel like a baby has been placed in your arms. Hold the baby-' We're gonna kick the baby."
Tyler: "Um... '-for a while, then pass it to the next person. WATCH OUT-' All caps, 'WATCH OUT,'"
Kevin: "Oh... Spooky."
Tyler: "'-If you drop him you will receive a scratch n-' Literally just the letter n, '-your arm,'"
Kevin: "That means you can't kick the baby."
Tyler: "And you'll get... 'Drop him again and you'll get another scratch. Feeling clumsy? Drop him a third time and he'll shatter the mirror and stab you to death!' How is a little baby doing this? Um... There's also another version of the story in this version... 'You enter the bathroom with the lights off and you should say the phrase Blue Baby over and over for thirteen goes whilst pretending to rock a baby', and then I guess..."
Kevin: "We should try both versions."
Tyler: "Some bitch is gonna pop out and be like 'Gimme back my baby' in all caps and then if you're still holding her baby then she'll kill you."
Kevin: "Should we try-"
Kevin: "...Or they're both fake. One of those."
Tyler: "...Oh John."
Kevin: "Wait, I thought we were gonna do the, uh... one by yourself first then John can do the other one."
Tyler: "Okay, yeah. The one by myself."
Kevin: "Cause that one would actually be easier."
John: "Are we- Are we actually doing this bullshit?"
Kevin: "Well... Who was the one that decided to try-"
Tyler: "What else do we have to do tonight?"
John: "...Something else?"
Tyler: "...Yeah, I mean aside from the stack of video games."
Kevin: "I wanted to play Mario Party 7 but no one wanted-"
Tyler: "I'm hip."
Kevin: "So... Do you remember how to do it?"
Tyler: "One day..."
Kevin: "...You locked that phone again, didn't you?"
Tyler: "No I was not locked out of your phone, I'll tell you what, though - Spooks are what's gonna become a meme, and I'm hip. I'm ahead of the times. I don't need to remember. I got the phone in hand."
Tyler: "I really have an OCD thing about my hair. I was really trying to not have to do this, but I just couldn't fucking take it anymore."
Kevin: "What do you have to say about this?"
John: "Can he get the fuck out?"
Kevin: "He cannot."
Kevin: "Remember - You have to be pretending to rock a baby while saying the name."
Kevin: "I don't think they said sing the song..."
Kevin: "Tyler, are you sure it's... just because you're not taking this for real that there's... it's probably not working?"
Tyler: "AH SPOOKS. ...And I was locked out of your phone. (Laughs)"
Kevin: "...And you're supposed to say it... thirteen times I think? Let's see..."

5/21/15 - Fun night with john and kevin 2

The video Fun night with john and kevin 2 features Tyler, John, and Kevin using an Ouija Board, though it quickly turns into the three of them joking around.

Kevin: "What the fuck..."
Tyler: "You look like Santa Claus"
Tyler: "Reposition this thing again. Okay. Alright, guys, spookies inbound. Ask a question."
Kevin: "Umm... Do you wanna go first?"
John: "Umm, I mean... Not really? I mean I'm not really interested in all this spook... paranormal..."
Kevin: "What about you, Tyler?"
Tyler (Jokingly): "Umm... Is... Umm... Am I gonna get married?"
Kevin: "...No. (Laughs)"
Tyler (Jokingly): "Go go go, get in position, I can feel the spirits coming now!"
Kevin: "I hope you're right about this. (Indecipherable) just joking around about this (Indecipherable)."
John: "Are there any spirits right now with us?"
Tyler (Whispering): "Up Kevin's ass..."
Kevin: "God dammit, stop moving it!"
Tyler (Whispering): "Right up Kevin's ass, right up Kevin's ass, right up Kevin's ass, right up Kevin's ass!"
Kevin: "I'm gonna... Stop it."
Tyler: "No, it's yes! They are!"
Kevin: "(Sighs) Let's do this for real, now. Now ask a question. Is Tyler a faggot? Yes."
Tyler: "(Sighs) You know why I think this isn't working? Probably because we came out here for spooky moon energy and yet we seem to have no..."
Kevin: "Maybe you need to focus more on the game. What if something happens while you're focusing on the sky?"
Tyler: "...Good point."
Kevin: "Alright... Let's try it for real. Don't fucking move the thing by itself."
Tyler: "Alright."
Kevin: "Alright, now ask a question."
Tyler: "Is Kevin... good? (Laughs)"
Kevin: "...What?"
John: "What? (Laughs) Is Kevin good..."
Kevin: "What the fuck was that? (Laughs)"
Tyler: "Is Kevin good?"
Kevin: "I'm a... Nine..."
Tyler: "Nine outta Ten."
Kevin: "(Laughing) Alright, alright. Let's try this for real, now."
Tyler: "In all honesty though, uh... How come there's no moon out right now, anyways? I mean, uh..."
Kevin: "There is a reason for that. Let's just focus on the game."
Tyler: "Okay, okay."
Kevin: "I, uh, don't even think this bullshit is gonna work."
John: "I mean... mosquitoes are biting me all over, so..."
Tyler: "Why do no spooky spirits come to my shit?"
Kevin: "Maybe because you're... There has to be energy channeling through this."
Tyler: "...What?"
Kevin: "Nothing, just focus on the game."
Tyler: "Okay... Umm..."
John: "...Sorry."
Kevin: "Goddammit, there's so much mosquitoes..."
Tyler: "Umm... Are the mosquitoes actually here to, uh, give us some kind of gift, and-"
Kevin: "You know what? Fuck it. Yes!"
Kevin: "Let's just go."
Tyler: "(Sighs) Fine. We haven't done Bloody Mary 3: Electric Peepee yet."
John: "Yeah, let's go do something else."
Tyler: "Guess what I got though, guys?"
John: "Oh boy, what do you have? Ooh, cards..."
Tyler (Jokingly): "Aaaaaaurgh!"
Tyler: "And I bent one, no!"
Kevin: "It's your fucking fault!"
Tyler: "Is there energy running through these?"
Kevin: "(Laughs) Ask yourself that!"
Tyler: "(Sighs) What a bitch."

3/24/16 - Regiminis

The video Regiminis (video) is a message from Kevin directed at Tyler. Kevin states that he now has John as a conduit and will be coming for Tyler once again.

Kevin: "Hello there old friend. Do you remember me? NO? It's fine. There is a lot you don't remember."
Kevin: "How did you enjoy our quality time? Shame you couldn't stay for the festival."
Kevin: "Some brats decided to cut our time short."
Kevin: "Don't bother with them. You are being misguided from your fate."
Kevin: "The moon shall devour the link. And then give us her kingdom."
Kevin: "Oh and I nearly forgot to tell you."
Kevin: "I made a trade with the salesman."
Kevin: "I didn't give him anything too important."
Kevin: "But thanks to that trade he let John go."
Kevin: "I KNOW YOU REMEMBER JOHN."
Kevin: "Once you are back home. You will be watched much more closely."
Kevin: "And if you answer the door you just might see him."
Kevin: "When we come for you again do not run. DO NOT TRY TO HIDE."
Kevin: "Come play with us."

Pre-Johnisdead Content

Before appearing in Johnisdead, Kevin was a character in Jadusable's ARG. Below are the relevant conversations archived from said ARG. For more information, please refer to the Jadusable Wiki.

YSHDT Post 1 - New site

Kevin's first post on Youshouldnthavedonethat.net. This post is identical to Matt's post from a different cycle aside from Kevin mentioning that the site needs one more moderator.

Hey everyone, welcome to the new site. While we can finally get away from that IRC chat, there's going to be a lot of heavy construction going on here. I'll try and keep you guys updated but I'm literally dealing with a dozen things right now. If you guys can get ahold of anyone make sure to refer them to the website. Also, we need one more moderator so if anyone wants to step up feel free to send me a message. 

Best wishes.
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