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| The following content is not canon to the ARG, or only affects it in a meta sense, and thus should be disregarded during gameplay. |
November 2nd, 1987[]
- Occurred.
November 20th, 2019[]
- At 1 AM.
- At 5 AM, Tyler sent everyone a pic ture of his hairstyles, but it made his face glitchy like Wolfcat's ass-weiner.
- At 6:30, hot men sent Mugen Kagemaru's dickpics to the FAAAAK foundation (Fucking Awesome Almost Amazing As Anthony's Kimono). This dick resulted in my peepee turning black and yellow. It shrunk and now it is so smelly like Mugen.
- At 8 AM, Anal Sex Fire was seen at the fishery when Doug and Mugen summoned Rosa and also Jeremy by screaming "Fuck little dicks" and jumping up into each others anus holes...
November 22nd, 2019[]
- At 10 AM, Yuukichan saw Wolfcat in the bathroom of Wolfcat, house's which is a beautiful bridge to in between ass and balls. My aren't connected to the dicka nd hurts bad when I-I pee hard. Uhhhhhhh ow. My stupid balls and his balls fell into off fuck. Yuukichan the whore, why did you that balls. The.
- At 4:23 PM, we discovered the actual ass of Doug. It happen.
- At 5:00 PM, the Pako atea small vibrating DICK frozen in fishery juice.
- At 7:56 PM, a new character named Fiftyfive Douglas He He found Tyler's house by running detour signs when they fell into the Parallelos universe.
- At 8:23 PM, the Silentdork updated with 4 new videos. The worst one, "face" (featured in Jordi's channel), showed a recording of Kevin (Regiminis) fucking Jordi in the balls.
- At 25 military time, the site changed quickly. The most notable of changes were Tyler waving his shirt in the background. Isis: Hot and Bothered - Fuckable Now. *Takes off my shirt Smelly and with musk and with caution and worms andshits and metoer shitstorm* Oh my god.
- At 17 PM Timeline Time, were you fucking?